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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:59
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons